Here are a few things about your lady love she'll probably never tell you. These come from Rodale Publishing.
- She's Googled your exes.
- She only appears to have it all together. Her true organization - or lack thereof - is revealed in her closet, her makeup bag and her desk files.
- When she says, "I'm ready," she'll need exactly 7 more minutes to get ready. Don't try to cheat the system by showing up 7 minutes later, she'll still need an extra 7 minutes.
- When she says, "I'll meet you in 15 minutes," she means I'll leave in 15 minutes, and won't actually arrive for at least 30 - but probably more like 40.
- She loves it when you get a little jealous. So if you ever see her flirting in front of you with the waiter, the bus driver, or any other guy, know she's actually flirting with you, through him.
- If she's going to break up with you, all of her friends know way before you do. She's been talking about it for 2 weeks.
- When you do break up, she puts all photographs of you and mementos of your relationship in a shoebox and stores it in her closet. Just in case she gets nostalgic - or until you realize the error of your ways and come running back.